CA-782nd Mug
CA-782 is an AFJROTC located at Valencia High School which is somehow still afloat. Command is abysmal and it’s a live action version of “Game of the Thrones”. The Mafia secretly runs this place with everyone important being part of a syndicate. 1st Squad is a black hole in which little people actually escape from but when they do, they actually are competent. 2nd Squad is most easily described as a bi-polar person being divided into team time and flight time. Charlie Flight is always having a stroke in everything it does and is filled with brainlets and Delta Flight is just the overshadowed slightly less retarded version of Charlie Flight. With Echo Flight seeming to be the only flight that isn’t a complete disgrace to the corps. Teams can be seen as governments. Color Guard is the definition of a failing monarchy with the expected people always being picked as Commander and NCO. Rifle Team is a dictatorship where if you even look the wrong way they’ll blow up on you like a thermonuclear bomb which seems to be the reason why everyone there radiates toxicity. Saber Team is the definition of a state that’s always in a civil war with Communist revolutions seeming to be happening every semester. Finally Drill Team is the most bullied but actually runs like a democracy, however because of this the people are usually brain dead and this results them in being the most lonely team. Apart from that PT you will either get kickball or a day at boot camp depending who is in charge.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend