Bread Bank
welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you wanT? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread what the fuck are you sayin'? all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
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