Bread Bank
welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROASTED shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on WORLDSTAR? wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION? what the fuck do you wanT? i'm the motherfucking MANAGER at the BREAD STORE B R E A D tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take shit out the bread why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free texas toast: gluten free TORTILLA- fuck all that what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at? florida i knew it look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police i'm goin' WEAST nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread what the fuck are you sayin'? all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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