Bellmawr Mug
A small town in New Jersey, right near Runnemede and Gloucester City. Bellmawr kids either go to PVI or Triton. Either way, 90% of the girls are trashy, inbred, or drug addicts. Most girls in Bellmawr have sex before they reach 8th grade, and are home to many great STD's, including herpes! All of the boys think they are skaters and more then half of them have criminal records. And let's not forget the kids who start dressing like wiggers before they can walk. Bellmawr kids drive shit cars, and consider a souped up '97 Honda to be a "Bellmawr Benz". Bellmawr has an area called Bellmawr Park, which is by far trashier then Camden. You don't want to go into Bellmawr after dark, because the 856'ers roam the streets in their girl pants and huffy bikes, waiting to stop you and steal your Ipod. If you live in Bellmawr, you know that the chances are you will grow up to either work at a diner or an Auto Mechanic Shop. And chances are your parents are stoners or drunks. And let's not forget the Bellmawr girls. They know how to get around. Bellmawr is good for two things - a home for the trashiest of trash, and the Bellmawr sluts. Because everyone needs a blowjob from a bisexual anti-prep whore.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.