Baltimore Prep Mug

Baltimore Prep 1.Private schools better than most colleges 2.Ruxton 3.Homeland 4.Roland Park 5.Guilford 6.Mount Washington 7.Greenspring Valley 8.Bolton Hill (for the prep living on the edge) 9.Towson and Lutherville, if you cannot afford the above 10.Tennis 11.Squash 12.Roland Park Five (Friends, Gilman, Roland Park, Bryn Mawr, Boys Latin) 13.Baltimore Country Club 14.The Big Three (Roland Park, Guilford, Homeland) 15.Parents who work in medicine, law or finance 16.Marijuana 17.Brown University 18.Brooks Brothers 19.Hating Duke 20.The unbelievably huge houses in Blythewood (that you haven’t heard of) 21.L’Hirondelle Club 22.Jewish Food (bagels, lox, etc.) 23.The Gilman School (very well known outside Baltimore, 24% acceptance rate) 24.Liberal Arts Colleges (Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, Middlebury) 25.The Maryland Club 26.Annapolis 27.Loco Hombre 28.Rita’s Italian Ice 29.Xbox, PS3, COD4 30.Cohen’s Clothier 31.Roland Park Country School (easier than Bryn Mawr, makes housewives) 32.Bryn Mawr School (academically harder than RPCS, makes lawyers, doctors, businesswomen) 33.Uggs Boots 34.Notre Dame Prep 35.Maryvale Prep (safety school to NDP) 36.Eddie’s of Roland Park 37.Legacy status 38.Greene Turtle 39.Too much homework 40.Oldfield’s 41.Working for Classic Catering Company 42.Inherited money or anything inherited in general 43.Getting in trouble at Towson Commons 44.The Terrapins 45.TC Wing Chinese Hand Laundry (they wrap the laundry with brown paper and twine and there is even a 2 year waiting list, which I am currently waiting on) 46.Seersucker (shorts as a teenager, suit as adult) 47.Jos A. Bank 48.Jemicy School (for the dyslexic prep) 49.Natural Ice (Natty Ice for those in the know) 50.Having parents on the board of stuff (schools, libraries, museums) 51.Worthington Valley 52.Boys’ Latin (Gilman’s safety school) 53.Having absolutely no knowledge of Downtown Baltimore 54.North Face 55.Pulling strings to get stuff you aren’t qualified for (college mostly) 56.Golden Retrievers 57.Christian sects with lots of syllables (Presbyterianism, Episcopalianism, Anglicanism, Unitarianism, Congregationalism) 58.Gangsta Rap 59.Topsiders 60.Sundresses 61.Plaid and Madras shorts 62.Making fun of Towson University and Loyola College 63.Senior Week 64.The Fractured Prune 65.University of Pennsylvania 66.Field Hockey 67.FNB!!! 68.Sailing 69.Gym Drills/Day (Bryn Mawr, NDP, Maryvale) 70.Mount Washington Tavern 71.Pearl Necklaces 72.T. Rowe Price and Legg Mason 73.Beruit! 74.Chipotle 75.Bryn Mawr vs. St. Timothy’s 76.Friends School of Baltimore- (hardest classes of the Roland Park Five, all classes AP-level) 77.Crabs 78.BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Volvos in abundance 79.Meadowmill Athletic Club 80.St. Paul’s School (Boys and Girls) 81.Lexus SUVs 82.Blue blazer and khaki pants 83.Towson Mall 84.Petit Louis 85.Maryland Hunt Cup 86.Livestrong Bracelets 87.Hunt Clubs: Elkridge, Greenspring Valley 88.University of Virginia- (lacrosse, popped collars, pastels, what’s not to love?) 89.Garrison Forest School 90.Alonso’s 91.Loyola Blakefield 92.Crocs 93.The Ivy League (mostly Brown and Penn, Gilman kids love Princeton, but none get in, unlike their fathers and grandfathers) 94.Miss Shirley’s (breakfast and brunch) 95.McDonogh 96.Lacrosse 97.Polo Ralph Lauren (as stated above, Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake, Hollister too) 98.Mastering the art of driving drunk and/or high 99.The Preakness, infield with friends, grandstands with family 100.Virgin Fest