ATW

(abbreviation) The 'ATW', otherwise known as the 'Aggressive Techno Wank', is an act of male self-gratification performed in times of energy fuelled masterbation requirement, and generally consists of a combination of one or more of the following: -loud techno/trance/electro/drum&bass music either played through earphones or speakers -isolation from other humans (see below for the reasons for this, regarding the ATW dance) -dimmed, or alternatively disco, lighting -an arm with a functioning hand for enhanced performance is preferable -the ATW dance (each ATW participant will have his own version of this depending on preference and practice) The ATW dance requirements and techniques are outlined here: -standing up, legs wide apart, knees bent -one arm held out from the body (much like if one was about to high-5 somebody, or if one was a rodeo rider) -other arm strategically positioned on the knob -look of determination/concentration on the face -tug away for three or four beats of the song (rapidly), then perform the following manoeuvre (known as the 'ATW interchange'); -jump slightly of the ground -whilst in mid air swap the 'tugging' arm and the 'high-5/rodeo' arm around -upon landing, carry on for 3 or four beats in the new position and repeat the manoeuvre as many times as desired by the athelete -isolation is key; flailing arms pose a threat to innocent bystanders