Alva
Alva is an amazing woman, one of a kind. She is so much more than what words could ever describe. Beautiful in every possible way. Even when you think she couldn’t be more amazing, she is. Astonishing, unique, sensitive, talented, gifted. Not only with hell of a body, but hell of a life! You just look at her and think “Could she ever be more perfect?” Radiant, gorgeous, generous, and with such an inmense and intense beating heart! She cheers you up when you think you couldn’t be more down. She is the one you’ll always need and will always miss. She just makes sense. Hips, Breast, and that botty. She is life’s favorite. Even when people who never deserved her break her heart, she still keeps giving, and she knows she will never stop. Dark eyes, that only shine on her. The brightness most contagios smile ever. Once you hear her laugh, you never go back. You are really lucky to make her a part of your life. She will always be there for you no matter what. In the bad days, in the good ones. She’s right there for you at every time. She is the type of person who you don’t find twice in a lifetime. Believe me. Once you really know her. You just don’t know how to ever go back. Alva’s are the love of life! She is special. And If for any god sake you someday in your life get to have an Alva. Never ever let her go. Because alva’s are rare and hard to find. And believe me. If you someday lose her. You’ll never be able to go back and you will always miss her, for the rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
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