Alva
Alva is an amazing woman, one of a kind. She is so much more than what words could ever describe. Beautiful in every possible way. Even when you think she couldn’t be more amazing, she is. Astonishing, unique, sensitive, talented, gifted. Not only with hell of a body, but hell of a life! You just look at her and think “Could she ever be more perfect?” Radiant, gorgeous, generous, and with such an inmense and intense beating heart! She cheers you up when you think you couldn’t be more down. She is the one you’ll always need and will always miss. She just makes sense. Hips, Breast, and that botty. She is life’s favorite. Even when people who never deserved her break her heart, she still keeps giving, and she knows she will never stop. Dark eyes, that only shine on her. The brightness most contagios smile ever. Once you hear her laugh, you never go back. You are really lucky to make her a part of your life. She will always be there for you no matter what. In the bad days, in the good ones. She’s right there for you at every time. She is the type of person who you don’t find twice in a lifetime. Believe me. Once you really know her. You just don’t know how to ever go back. Alva’s are the love of life! She is special. And If for any god sake you someday in your life get to have an Alva. Never ever let her go. Because alva’s are rare and hard to find. And believe me. If you someday lose her. You’ll never be able to go back and you will always miss her, for the rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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