Alan
Alan, you’re the most sweetest man i have ever met. i really want you to know that you have such a kind heart i really do appreciate you coming into my life. once i met you my life changed completely. i just knew i wanted to be with you. i just knew you were the one. i knew i wanted to commit to you. i felt a connection the first day we met. once you told me you had feelings for me i had to tell you i was talking to someone because i didn’t want to hurt you because i care about you. i know you kind of trust me and that’s on me. i want you to trust me with your all. im sorry for making you think i would hurt you. i don’t know how to get you to understand that i wouldn’t do that to your kind heart. i would never do anything to hurt you. i know i have a cold heart but i have a soft spot just for you. my heart belongs to you. i could’ve just given up on you but i don’t want to you’re the love of my life and i feel a spark between us. this type of love is something else. this whole relationship was kind of new to me since no one has cared about me so much. the whole communication thing is new to me since i don’t express my feelings like that to anyone and i know i can with you, it’s just hard. but trust me i’m trying my hardest because i know you would like it if i communicated with you. it kind of sucks you’re still stuck up on your past. i wish that shitty ass relationship you had could just go away:( i love you amor😞.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
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