Alan
Alan, you’re the most sweetest man i have ever met. i really want you to know that you have such a kind heart i really do appreciate you coming into my life. once i met you my life changed completely. i just knew i wanted to be with you. i just knew you were the one. i knew i wanted to commit to you. i felt a connection the first day we met. once you told me you had feelings for me i had to tell you i was talking to someone because i didn’t want to hurt you because i care about you. i know you kind of trust me and that’s on me. i want you to trust me with your all. im sorry for making you think i would hurt you. i don’t know how to get you to understand that i wouldn’t do that to your kind heart. i would never do anything to hurt you. i know i have a cold heart but i have a soft spot just for you. my heart belongs to you. i could’ve just given up on you but i don’t want to you’re the love of my life and i feel a spark between us. this type of love is something else. this whole relationship was kind of new to me since no one has cared about me so much. the whole communication thing is new to me since i don’t express my feelings like that to anyone and i know i can with you, it’s just hard. but trust me i’m trying my hardest because i know you would like it if i communicated with you. it kind of sucks you’re still stuck up on your past. i wish that shitty ass relationship you had could just go away:( i love you amor😞.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
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