Urban Dictionary Hoodies

fuckshit: unexplainable lame ass shit

speak on that: A phrase that entails the other speaker in the conversation to elaborate on their point. It is usually used to propel the energy of the conversation. Similar to the phrases "dayuum", "sheeeet" and "preach brotha"

Poot: Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Shanksgiving: Thanksgiving in jail.

belly nipple: a outie belly button

office rage: noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.

Sassterhood: Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.

cobra yawn: The involuntary spraying of saliva while yawning. Much like the venom spray from a cobra. In most cases the yawner doesn't realized it has happened only finding the aftermath once the yawn is over.

apply for a mutual: follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.

The Floor is Lava: 1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon. 2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.

Going Screensaver: When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.

Schrödinger's Text: The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Old slippers: The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

ESKETIT: Lil Pump's favorite word. It has many meanings like getting money, get lit, turn up, or "let's get it"

conversation walling: When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

Brain Spurs: brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

paggro: to be passively aggressive towards someone

Smartphone dead leg: The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

blind cite: A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.

collecting receipts: taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

Schrödinger's Text: The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

trump bump: The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)

posse: your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back

gangsta lean: A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.

IRLYBITSTTY: i really like you but i'm too scared to tell you

interrogatories: A list of questions that you must answer truthfully or else you're fucked.

scheissegeist: From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Claustrophobic: To have a fear of Santa Claus.