Urban Dictionary Hoodies

bean hole: The slot in a cell door in jail or prison in which to pass food, mail or other items through.

Fronking: Someone who farts in the bath tub and the bites the bubbles; can be more than one person biting each other's bubbles

Millennial Promotion: When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

nano-dosing: Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect

smocking: The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

smocking: Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification. While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.

mistakeholder: Someone with a vested interest in a topic but has all the facts wrong.

sassassin: The king of sass; the sass master.

The ‘Santa Clause’: The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

jooks: To Rob somebody, to steal from somebody

facts: True , right , word

street soda: An alcoholic drink that is typically made in a fast food soda cup so that it can be consumed in public spaces with little suspicion from others.

go left: A situation or conversation suddenly (and usually unexpectedly) taking a turn for the worse (in a bad way), when at first it was going fine.

Destroy Dick December: In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

Operation NO COLLUSION: A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

Revived Channel: When a youtube channel wasn’t gaining subscribers and/or losing subscribers at a consistent rate, and all of the sudden their channel has a drastic growth in subscribers and views in a short period of time due to a popular video they created.

feeling some type of way: Offended, slighted or bothered.

clout: Clout is being famous and having influence

skinflint: An unreasonably thrifty person. (Flint is a semiprecious mineral a relative of quartz, and the notion that the greediest person would keep flint shavings for economy).

Bust Down: A woman who sleeps around usually with guys of the same crew.

movie theater physics: The science of figuring out the distance between the movie theater screen and speakers to ensure an optimal movie-watching experience.

tuning: Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship

Imaginary Lat Syndrome: Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

Blasting rope: The act of masterbating

listerine challenge: An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth. This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth. But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth. **this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists. See also: cinnamon challenge

BATMN: Blew Air Through My Nose

Stupid Watergate: 1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid." A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election. The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

car to table shoes: Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.