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voting virginity: the first time you vote after turning 18.

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Negelect: To vote against a candidate.

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No Nut November: A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November

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Chronic Flex: A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

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haunting: A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.

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Weird Flex But Ok: Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

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OTX: OTX or #OTX is the abbreviated form of saying “Off The Xans” Made popular by Shoreline Mafia’s Song “Dope House Ft. Ohgeesy)

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Thot Process: The action or actions made to make someone look like a thot; i.e. make up, revealing clothing, etc.

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adstraction: Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

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trash panda: A raccoon

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Thooter: A thirsty hoe or a thot

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Serving looks: When someone's whole outfit, hair, makeup, etc. is on point.

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2mar: Way of saying "tomorrow"

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sugma: A disease related to Ligma. Sounds like "suck my"

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Squadup: get your crew together; arm yourself; get help

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No Cap: No lie, On God, a definition of telling the truth. Basically no flex.

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Sawcon: A convention which raises money in order to prevent ligma, a serious condition which has taken the lives of many

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in my bag: the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

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Polycule: A portmanteau of "polyamory" or other relationship models beginning with "poly" and "molecule". Polycule is used to describe any system of connected non-monogamous relationships. A polycule can be as simple as a "V" (A is dating both B and C, with their approval, but B and C are not dating each other) or a triangle (A, B, and C are all dating each other), but it can also get very complex. (Ex: A is dating B and C. B is dating A and D. C is dating A, E, and F. F is also dating G.) When drawn out as a chart, these connections can look similar to a molecular structure- hence the name polycule.

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i have the screenshots: when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

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back on my grind: Back on my grind means you're back to your old ways

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Tinder Tornado: When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

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do the damn thang: Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

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selfiecide: Selfiecide An accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.

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boidem: an office of the law(cop, police officer)

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F.F.F.F.: A one night stand. Used a lot in the 80's

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kavanauseous: The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

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kavanaughty: When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

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