Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Keep It Player: To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you

Rate: Rate is slang used by UK people or roadmen to mean like

Promposal: (n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words "prom" and "proposal."

uglyhot: A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.

Tartle: A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

BIPOC: Black/Indigenous People of Color

trophy minority: Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

Crine: Being a cry baby 24/7

Banana Etiquette: If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

blues and twos: emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

The Tea is so hot: When gossip gets really juicy

Weekend immune system: Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

RTWT: Read The Whole Thread

sadcited: sad-cited | sad-sīt-ed adjective (of emotional affect) a deep conflict between an ending and beginning.

snowffeur: The individual who drives you around in inclement weather. Maybe be used because you lack winter driving skills, a road-worthy vehicle or if you prefer to get picked up at the curb by a warm car that's already had all the windows scraped.

Slept like a baby: to sleep infrequently in short spurts and at the most inconvenient times, followed by a big mess in their pants

Sad coma: When you are so sad that you cannot move

Caonima: Means either "grass mud horse" or "fuck your mother" depending on which signs you use to write it in Chinese. Due to Chinas strong Internet censorship you can't write the line as "fuck your mother", but it's fine if you mean "grass mud horse".

Airpods: Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Lace Front: Hood term for lace front wigs, which have become extremely popular since Beyonce started wearing them a few years ago. The hair line is glued to the scalp, which gives the wig such a realistic appearance.

edgelord: Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic.

coonman: Someone who does not like black people.

Bedicine: When all you need to get better is time in your bed.

disadulation: n. Excessive abuse or criticism A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.

AYFKM?: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

forrest trump: An unintelligent person who believes that he can hold a position of power.

ITMFA: Impeach the mother fucker already (meaning: DJT) Frequently used on Twitter, just type: #ITMFA.