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fuct: The past tense of the verb fuck. Also used to express a general state of incapability.

TERF: Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.

seck: A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

Deeked: An abbreviation for "disqualified." Comes from the acronym DQ, and has been shortened to Deek.

drop dong: Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.

grinfucking: grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back past tense: "grinfucked" related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts

Hinked Up: When an "alleged" criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts

Mukbang: "Mukbang" is an internet fad that finds viewers watching mukbangers binge eating copious amounts of food. This strange trend began in Korea in 2011. The term "mukbang" comes from a mix of two Korean words, "muk-ja" (eating) and "bang-song" (broadcasting). The most popular mukbang stars (also called 'BJs' for broadcast Jockeys) eat messy foods as they loudly slurp, chomp and display bad table manners.

Broflake: A man who thinks he's a "nice guy" and says he will "treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males". But if you reject him he says "you're missing out" or "weren't that pretty to begin with"

Bend and Snap: A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.

fielding season: The opposite of cuffing season. From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.

deep-like: Going 'deep' into someone's content feed on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram / some other social network and liking a post / item / photo etc.

Beach Week: Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

Hamster Angle: The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster. The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

Reaching.: Action. When somebody is taking something too far

chronic cringe: when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

It's a movie: "It's a movie" is a form of slang initially coined by Soulja Boy in response to having his gum taken away during a radio-talk. This phrase means that the situation that you are in is legitimate; serious; commands your respect or attention.

bothsidesism: When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6: i want to have sex.

Infrastructure week: A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one's own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration's attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.

Plogging: Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

milk in first: Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

summarize: To get ready for warm weather.

Shoot me straight: Tell truth be honest

horny on main: a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

french tuck: The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

antistalking: Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.

scamazon: Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.