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they/them: they/them are pronouns typically used for people who identify as gender-nuetral
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Bronoun: Words used by bros to replace standard noun forms. Such as "Bro", "Dude", "Man", "Guy", and occasionally "Cuz".
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sapiophobic: Someone who is scared of intelligent people, perhaps because they are stupid.
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the life: A catch-all term used to refer to life as a criminal; "the life" outside of the law.
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feed him: To shoot , pull up , or kill someone
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dry snitching: Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.
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Full send: V. 100% commitment to doing some heinous shit. Commonly used among skiiers/snowboarders.
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Sunday scaries: The feeling of dread knowing that Monday is going to be rough.
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Identity Politics: A political dog whistle term used by white people and white allies when they get called out on their white supremacist acts.
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vsco girl: the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look
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nothing is sacred: A phrase commonly used when something respectable is fucked up, or something innocent has been made disgusting.
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mids: mid-grade marijuana
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On the arm: Getting something free of charge. Police lingo for free.
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Trumpspeak: A series of 2 or more sentences devoid of any real substance or insight, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first.
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Headcanon: (also written as "head canon," but it's really one word.) An idea, belief, or aspect of a story that is not mentioned in the media itself, but is accepted by either the media consumer themselves or the fandom in general. If it is confirmed by the creator of the story, it becomes canon.
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has me dead: Something that kills you inside and stresses you out
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Trypophobia: A fear of holes. However, be warned that if you google this word unknowingly, you will encounter images of holes in human skin, often with something in them.
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Pussy ass bitch: Huge coward. Piece of shit that doesn’t accept any responsibility. Takes credit for for an economy that Obama revived. Openly racist. Liar
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Thats that on that: most of the time used at the end of a persons argument
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Sharpiegate: A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker. It's embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how "fake news" is being mean to him.
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womble: idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.
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big girl's blouse: British slang term for a wimpy, emasculated and weak man. In particular, one who complains immoderately.
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Kraft Dinner: What they call Macaroni & Cheese in Canada. The box actually says "Kraft Dinner" where it would normally say "Macaroni & Cheese". In Canada they accept this as perfectly normal. "Kraft" is, of course, the company that makes the product and "Dinner" is what we will eat when it is done cooking. Be sure to prepare it with milk in a bag.
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Nuclear take: the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with
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duhmerican: An utterly foolish or senseless, often racist person who comes from the United States and knows nothing about the rest of the world. Generally a Trump loving, NRA fanboy, complete moron.
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lowkey a goddess: BEYONCE
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vsco girl: the tumblr girls of 2019, you’ll probably catch them wearing a scrunchie, tube top, puka shell necklace, white vans or birkenstocks and don’t forget the hydroflask to finish off the look
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hit dem folks: A new dance when you raise your hand over your head and lift your leg