Urban Dictionary Hoodies

November 1: National "Invent Your Own Dumbass Holiday on Urban Dictionary Day"

halloween belly: An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.

October 30: National give a girl your sweatshirt day. It’s the day before halloween and probably will be cold so be a bro and give it to them

October 29: confess to your crush day ! shoot your shot good luck <33

October 27: October 27 is national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.

october 24: National no clothes day. Don’t wear anything, even if your outside.

October 23: The birthday of the bhaddest chick you will ever meet. Wife that girl up she a dime.

October 22: National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF

October 21: National toe sucking day

October 20: National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it

October 19: National confess your love day ;) The only day you can confess your feelings to that one person. Don’t be shy 🥵

October 18: A day where you will either: Kiss your crush/bf/gf Slap someone’s ass Ask your crush out All of the above

october 17: national girl hug a boy day ,, girls get to hug any boy they want :)

snopes: This word can be used as a verb to indicate checking the validity of a suspect story. It is derived from the online urban legend reference site: www.snopes.com.

hell joint: A joint that is wrapped with bible page/pages

trumpian treasure trove: The recently released texts exchanged between the US government and the Ukrainian representative that exposes government-backed extortionists doing their high-powered criminal thing.

LMFNO: An abbreviated form for the phrase, “Laughing My Fucking Nipples Off.” Its purpose is to create a more expressive illustration of great laughter or amusement, similar to LMFAO (which means, "Laughing My Fucking Ass Off.") The term is commonly used on the Internet, online and conversations across gaming/chat rooms or texting.

blyat: Fuck in Russian

Kislyaknesia: A partial or total loss of memory that mysteriously occurs after people associated with the Trump administration have meetings with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, Ukrainian oligarch and politician, Viktor Medvedchuk, Chairman of Russian state-run bank VEB, Sergey Gorkov or anyone else with ties to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.

Difficult difficult lemon difficult: The awkwardly worded antonym to 'Easy peasy lemon squeezy' meant to express that something was very difficultly done.

I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that: When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.

secure the bag: An expression use to describe the act of taking/obtaining advantage of the situation and keep something of value.

voice crack: when you or someone talks and their voice makes a funny noise all of a sudden comes from mostly when youre in puberty

Stream sniping: Stream sniping is when someone watches your stream to get an upper hand to essentially cheat against you in a game. For example, they could find your position on an open-world map, find out where your base is, or even find out when you're low on health, so they can ambush you. It sucks. The deveopers of Rust, Facepunch Studios... are (to my knowledge), the first game developers to build a preventative measure against it into their game. They call it Streamer Mode.

Weinsteined: Forced into a non-consensual act for fear of losing your career. Often involving erotic massage in a hotel room with a media mogul

that’s a mood: when someone does something (normally to mimic another) and is very relatable

heart eyes: when you stare at someone fondly and people who doesnt know your relationship can tell that you are attracted to her/him

No-J: someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.