Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Baby Yoda: The reincarnation of Jesus. He flies around in a white chariot blessing pure memes to those who deserve it. He's also the literal fucking cutest thing in existence no cap.

you're fired: Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."

Impeach the Motherfucker: The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.

brake check: While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper. Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

Band-me-down: a musical act once loved by you, now loved by your kid; a musical act once loved by your parent, now loved by you.

Thirst Trap: Any statement or picture used to intentionally create attention or "thirst"

puppy pile: A large pile of people of mixed sexes, cuddling and or heavy petting each other, usually with clothes on, but sometimes without. Not an orgy, usually done only by people who love and/or trust each other. Not always sexual, sometimes just a physical expression of love or endearment amongst multiple participants. Originates from the carefree innocent love and romping play that puppies indulge in before they "know better."

Rest Easy: Rest in peace meaning gone to soon

urban dictionaried it: What your mother did to find out what you meant.

My boi: A great friend but you want to sound cool or you don't want to say his name. So you just yell that my boi, it also has become popular and many YouTubers have shirts that have that's my boi printed on it.

catstep: A recent sub-genre branch off of filthstep, with a more aggressive style and typically softer notes. People group some Monstercat songs into this genre, as there is "cat" in their name.

Coercion: A lame way to get people or a person to side with you hence, be their bitch.

Bribe: Anything given or serving to persuade or induce.

Peen: 1. Derivitive of the word penis.

Extra Large: The best size on ANYTHING. Bigger is better.

cyber: sex online

dance on the blacktop: To get stabbed, shanked or to stab someone (mostly referred in prison).

Buddyfucker: One who will do anything to further his own personal interests without regard for the impact his actions will have on the interests of his "friends" or colleagues. Buddyfuckers cannot be trusted to "do the right thing" and have no regard for abstract principles such as ethics or morals. This title is used frequently in the U.S. Naval Aviation community. When speaking discreetly, Aviators may say "buddy is only half of a word."

dry season: As opposed to "wet season" Aperiod of sexual drought

Throuple: A threesome couple

Do it for the vine: When someone has a sort of special talent or party trick, and you ask them to do it so you can capture it on camera.

Dead that tune: To stop the constant chatting that makes no sense or lower your tone. It doesn’t have to relate to music.

Fathernal Twins: Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.

5 AM: A sign that it's time to go to bed. Goodnight.

Fucky Wucky: The act of making a really big mistake, fucking up big time

left and right: A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.

Anakin’s Paradox: When the action of one’s doing to prevent something ends up being the catalyst for its occurrence. For example, if I set out to save a fish, and my attempt to save the fish ends up getting the fish killed, then this is Anakin’s Paradox.

bust a grumpy: To have to go number 2. To poop. To make naughty water.