Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Cornteen: Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures. Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.

Reclaiming my time: When people are on your time but wasting it!

I hope she sees this bro: Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

smoking gas: Smoking loud marijuana. like 110 Octane

864511320: Vote out Trump 86 means to cancel something 45 - Trump 11320 - Election Day November 3, 2020

Karen: Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.

Gender Euphoria: The feeling a trans person gets when he/she/they are able to start presenting as the gender they identify as and people start treating them accordingly

onosecond: The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

Maskhole: selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do

Rest in power: Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.

double texting: sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

TrUmPINg: Selling the soul of America to Russia

Smize: To smize is smiling with your eyes.

Himbo: Generally, a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful. Think Kronk from The Emperors New Groove, or maybe a golden retriever.

wallet biopsy: When a paramedic goes through ones wallet while they are in an ambulance. Usually the paramedic will take just insurance information.

Bunker bitch: Where Trump gets his diaper changed after soiling it.

BHAZ: Black House Autonomous Zone. The area around Lafayette Square, Washington D.C. It is in reference to Seattle, Washington’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone CHAZ.

Drop gun: throwdown An unregistered firearm carried by policemen to "drop" at the scene where a pursued suspect has been shot; used to justify shooting/killing a possibly unarmed suspect.

Hindsight is 2020: Refers to a realization and clarity on how we humans live on our planet that occurred internationally during the covid-19 pandemic A play on or modification of the previous phrase 'hindsight is 20/20,' referring to clear vision.

Corona Party: Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.

Juneteenth: In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."

milkshake cop: A cop who portrays themself as a victim of anti-cop bias but in reality made the story up for sympathy & attention bc they are a loser LARPing as a tough guy.

Generational Privilege: a phenomenon that occurs when you have an unbroken chain of ancestors going back several generations, who have never experienced oppression, that prevents you from acknowledging the possibility that oppression may still exist for other social groups besides your own.

maskadaisical: Slacking off on wearing a mask in public places to prevent contracting coronavirus.

Covid Speakeasy: An unlawful gathering spot to drink & socialize during the Covid crisis.

Copsucker: Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

Breonna Taylor: Breonna Taylor was a 26-year-old black woman who was an EMT before being brutally murdered by 4 plain clothes policemen who forced entry into her house under a "no-knock" warrant after midnight. The police were looking for a suspect that had been arrested earlier in the day and had accidentally come into the wrong house. Breonna Taylor was completely innocent of wrongdoing and murdered with no accountability.

taz: temporary autonomous zone, from Hakim Bey's TAZ: Broadsheets of Ontological Anarchism. Opposite of a PAZ which is a permanent autonomous zone. Any temporary liberated space (ie, a squat, a street for a party, a phonebooth for a prank/art sabotage