Urban Dictionary Hoodies

coask: A.k.a. "co-ask". It's a frequent word on Chinese forums, which is usually used individually to express that one's question is the same as the former questioner's.

thirstposting: Posting on social media simply to get likes and reacts.

hydt: How You Do That

Schrodingers asshole: A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

ball and socket: A ball and socket occurs when one bro goes in for the fist and the reciprocating bro acts as if he is gona bump too, but instead grabs the bros fist and shakes in a pivoting motion making for an awkward moment. Thus the ball and socket has been created.

cowboyitis: /ˈkouˌboi'īdəs/ Noun An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.

on the tether: On house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one's ankle. Like a horse tethered to a post; you can't go anywhere.

decoronafied: v. Sober or Someone or something that has been thoroughly disinfected.

dead cat bounce: Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."

downshifters: People who had a good professional job and (usually) a house which had significantly increased in value - but then they realised that by selling the house and moving to another (usually rural, far cheaper) area of the country, they could 'downshift' their lives and yet still have a small fortune in the bank + less stress, less work, more time with the family, more money. See also: downshifting.

New normal: The current state of being after some dramatic change has transpired. What replaces the expected, usual, typical state after an event occurs. The new normal encourages one to deal with current situations rather than lamenting what could have been.

shineboxing: 1. The act of insulting someone via a reference to an embarrassing event in their past. The term was popularized by a scene in "Goodfellas" in which Billy Batts admonishes Tommy DeVito for his subservient childhood job by exclaiming "go home and get your f**kin shinebox." 2. Attacking someone for previous shameful actions, giving the impression said acts are indelible.

Cuomosexual: In love with competent, reassuring governance by a leader who uses complete sentences and displays common sense during a pandemic.

national drop fake friends day: A day on April 28th, where you tell all your fake friends you don't want to be friends with them, because, their fake.

Maskhole: Assholes who don’t wear masks publicly during the Coronavirus/COVID 19 Pandemic. Especially common in NYC and usually of a certain perceived privaledge and political party(GOP).

nah bitch: What you say to someone when you agitated and they say something stupid.

take several seats: When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

/s: Indicates the presence of sarcasm.

Half Sender: Someone who does not commit to a full send for the boys and are generally pussies when it comes to some savage shit.

Covid-38: A person who has been unlucky enough to contract the covid-19 virus twice.

doffing: Taking off clothes, equipment, etc.

coronabrain: Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

im baby: being soft, adorable, sweet, and small; generally having a kind and soft nature

deck chairs: Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost. Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

ETTD: Everything Trump Touches Dies

fiddle while rome burns: To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now

Unchartered: Commonly misused in place of the word "uncharted" meaning unknown or unfamiliar. Thought to be derived from the idea that chartered vehicles only travel on known paths.

vibe check: A process by which a group or individual obtains a subjective assessment of the mental and emotional state of another person, place or thing. Not anchored in or limited to science, psychology or sociology. Grounded in a belief in pachouli, sage, or karma and sometimes veggie burgers.