Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Take a Trump: A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

Apocalypsing: Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

you're fired: A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.

Gen C: The generation born after January 1st 2020, preceeding Gen Z. Named after the viral Corona Virus, this generation is destined for a life of turmoil and confusion. The social distancing Covid-19 brought us will likely make this generation even more socially awkward than Gen Z. They've been born into a world tangled with problems and chaos, so lets do our best to welcone them with open arms... From 6 feet away.

lolsob: 1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time. 2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.

sack tap: A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.

sneaky link: When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.

Trump Fluffer: a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).

B.C.V.: The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.

voter fatigue: 1 Condition that occurs when you're waiting in a long line to vote because the state doesn't provide enough polling places for voters.

Thoughts and prayers: I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Trump Lung: An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.

steezy: Style with Ease

TSIF: That Shit Is Fucked

enby: Pronounced (EHN-bee) Based off of the shortening of "non-binary", N.B. A term used by the non-binary/genderqueer community as an alternative to girl/boy.

porn virus: A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus. 100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up. Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.

rat-licker: A person who refuses to wear a mask, or take any of the basic precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic. ( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

WAP: Wet Ass Pussy

Strip Jenga: A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.

Clock Method: A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.

Celebrity Free Pass: A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.

It is what it is: Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

lickable clink: A clink on a webpage that you can lick. ie a spoonerism of clickable link

brain bleach: Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.

Amazheimer's: Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.

Simp: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

hits different: to listen or experience something that conveys a different emotion or feeling than when previously experienced. this new feeling is typically significantly worse or better after new information is discovered.

Cornteen: Internet slang for “quarantine”, originating from the many times people misspelled that word on social media during the COVID-19 or coronavirus crisis. Often used in posts expressing boredom or frustration related to self-quarantine or 'social distancing' measures. Sometimes also (mis)spelled ‘corn teen’, ‘corn and teen’, ‘corn in teen’ or ‘corn of teen’.