Urban Dictionary Hoodies

vaxinista: A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties

bonerjams: Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

supertranslate: translating an original text of mediocre quality from the origin language into a masterpiece in the target language

comfort rightswiping: When you feel bad for swiping left too much on a dating app and end up swiping someone right even though you don't even find them attractive.

vaxhole: One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.

stimmy: 1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check 2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

la chancla: a spanish word meaning the flipflop used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

melomaniac: One who has a mania for music.

Nice Drip: when you got that sauce that's lookin extra fire.

STEMlord: From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

VSA: Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.

literally: Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

This post will age terribly: 2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.

Fauci: Unit of length, equivalent to 6 feet. Originated during COVID-19 virus when Dr. Anthony Fauci, M.D., NIAID Director, recommended a safe distance of 6 feet apart to curb the spread of the virus.

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ): He is conflicted to flip the table. he stares endlessly into the table's polished wood. He gazes upon the earth in wonderment. he throws caution to the wind and grabs it by its side. But then he stops. He looks at the floor surrounding him. "Someone stayed and worked on this table for hours on end, and my rage should be its undoing?" His thoughts drown him as he 2continues to stare at the table

Alphabet Mafia: A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.

Caronely: Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.

Pharb: a big fan of the very famous and iconic artist Phoebe Bridgers. her fanbase itself is called the pharbs or the pharbz. (one of the best fanbases on the planet)

smash the guitar: To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.

Big Mad: Being mad as fuck about something. Making fun of someone or trying to be annoying.

vaccine informed: A name used by antivaxxers to describe themselves in an attempt to change the narrative around their position from science illiterate to "informed." Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.

diamond hands: Fortitude in continuing to hold an extremely risky financial position. This fortitude may take the form of either refusing to sell a badly losing position (waiting for it to recover while risking even larger losses), or refusing to sell a highly profitable position (waiting for even greater gains while risking the loss of earlier gains).

Bakin-Cakes: Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Shit in your teeth: when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth

dreamcreep: When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.

Fauci Ouchie: A nickname for the Covid-19 vaccine referencing Dr. Anthony Fauci

tan suit scandal: A scandal so trivial, it can only be compared to the backlash from Barack Obama’s tan suit.