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Fracking: A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

😅: An embarrassed smile.

Firecracker Fart: Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

Grillbilly: Your a Grillbilly when your grill is the nicest thing about your house.

serotonin donor: Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

boob sweat: It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs

hypernormal: horrifyingly mundane; so overly normal that it's creepy.

Woosah: to tell someone to calm down and relax.

back on my bullshit: def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others" def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."

Bbl: Brazilian butt lift

lore: The collective history and the sum of all knowledge available about a certain fantasy or sci-fi universe.

Main Character Syndrome: When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

Leave Britney Alone: An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Ratioed: When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet

Flo Jo: Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?

Pipehitter: A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

MOGAI: Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+ Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.

cwtch: Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. There is an element of intimacy, earnestness and ownership in this Welsh word (recently adopted into the OED) that the closest English equivalents, "cuddle", "snuggle" and "hug" lack. A cwtch creates a private safe place in a room or in two peoples hearts. Cwtching is strong affection made manifest and can apply to lovers, or a parent and child. It is also possible to give a respected associate a non-romantic cwtch. In that scenario, a cwtch would be a heartfelt hug.

lindy: Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

Clout Demon: Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

DAO: Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”. Plural: “DAOs” Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

doodool tala: doodool = dick tala = gold a persian slang for a guy who thinks he's the shit. "golden dick boy" thinks he's so special and cool as if his dick is made out of gold.

Sapphic: Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have. Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

NBS: No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.

solarpunk: Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.

on the throne: Slang for 'on the toilet'

Mouthfeel: The way food or drinks feels in your mouth.

Birth Control Shirt: This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.