Urban Dictionary Hoodies

breedable: A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness. Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children. For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.

Squill: Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.

poopting: the act of texting people while you are pooping

porch dick: (noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

water slapper: A swimmer

expotential: Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

bricked up: to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

Whale Tail: the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

Second String Friend: Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable. Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever. Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

cumpadre: A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy Similar to: fuck buddy

CRAFT: It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

astrotourist: A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.

ult: Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.

oh bother: Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".

Pick me: A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

memory wank: the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

earthstrong: the number of years you've been going strong on this earth. you came to earth strong enough to survive all your years. (birthday)

Bloomer: A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

bait: To be bait means that it is obvious that you are doing somthing that you shouldn't be doing. When Someone tells you to "stop being so bait" it means to be more SECRETIVE in what you are doing.

Planetary Quarantine: The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands). Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.” There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

OTPHJ: Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

Be reet: a phrase chiefly used in northern England. it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK". living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

🤌: Italian Hand Gesture

Ecoanxiety: Ecoanxiety is the fear of ecological and environmental disasters

Shrigma male: Shrigma male, also known as Shrigmus, is a male person that just doesn't care, and eats shrooms all day. It's a rarest male type that exists.

Pspspsps: The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.

gay cold: A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.

Horny Jail: When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.