Urban Dictionary Hoodies

idgafwabgtsamikwtfidawtfidd: I don’t give a fuck what a bitch got to say about me I know what the fuck I did and what the fuck I didn’t do

Soft launch: A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Socks off: Australian Idiom 1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation. 2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

Grade Digger: Girl who only talks to you for help with her classes.

Liquid zoo: It's an aquarium

Cratefallen: When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates

Wikiloop: The vicious, entrapping cycle of clicking intriguing link after intriguing link in Wikipedia.

milves: plural of milf.

do you fuck with the war: Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

bozone layer: The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

champloo: Probably best known in the popular anime series "Samurai Champloo," the actual word champloo means blend. "Samurai Champloo" is thus named because it is a blend of traditional japanese culture with a particularly funky hip-hop motif. The final product is one that somehow works albiet strange to first time viewers.

soft top: A soft top is an individual who is dominant within sexual preferences but soft and gentle when it comes to the nurturing of another person or significant other.

Laid Up: To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

Gacho: A colloquialism of South Texas Spanglish which is indicative of an extremely unfortunate situation Sometimes delivered as "gacho bad"

Say Less: Derived from "say no more". Used when something is fully understood, accepted, and/or agreed to.

Crymax: The ultimate show of vulnerability during sex. The act of bursting into tears at the point of orgasm or climax. Can be either tears of joy, shame, or immediate regret.

big hat, no cattle: Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Oof: Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation. The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.

gooped: incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed slang originating in the world of drag

I’m fine: The most told lie in the English language. Used when someone is, in fact, not fine, but drowning in their sadness. They say ‘I’m fine’ because they don’t want to worry anyone with their problems, and it’s easier than explaining what’s wrong.

brain worms: A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity. Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Plogging: Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

sleepers: Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Pata sucia: Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club. LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN

Chaos Agent: A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

yabadabadoo: To leave work early, disregarding the status of any project that is currently needing attention. The employee's escape is similar to Fred sliding down the dinosaur's tail in the opening credits of The Flintstones.

Tilting: When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances (Common in Starcraft II)

lying flat: Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle in Chin, where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life – sometimes for good. By lying flat, young people are participating in a kind of non-cooperation movement, rather than surrendering themselves to China's oppressive work culture where they see little hope of social mobility.