Urban Dictionary Hoodies

gadgetbahn: Any mode of transport that is "futuristic" or "innovative" in theory, but ends up being either infeasible, impractical, or just a steaming pile of shit in practice. Gadgetbahn systems are often outperformed by the most basic things, such as buses.

Dommy Mommy: A gentle dominant woman. A woman who will just hold you until kingdom come. A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you shiver. A woman that will love you for who you are while staying having that wonderful quality of dominance that subby males crave. A woman that will let you use her tits as a pillow. A woman that will wrap you in your thighs or sit in your face and make you feel loved and wanted. A perfect woman.

Scanlation: Scanlations are unofficial translations of comics, posed on the Internet. The name is derived from the process, as, usually, a scanlation is done through scanning a hard copy of the original, whiting out the speech bubbles, and typing the translation in its place. Scanlations can range from basic unjustified text copy-pasted from Google Translate to professional-quality localizations, though it is noted that scanlations are often more faithful to the original than official localizations. From the same source as "scanlation", the verb "scanlate" is also in use. On top of its illegality, scanlation has a bad reputation due to a massive amount of scanlated material being erotic manga. However, it is a misconception that only such works are scanlated, or even only mangas at all; for instance, Franco-Belgian comics such as "Spirou et Fantasio" that never received English versions have been scanlated thusly. Unauthorized translations of already freely available webcomics are sometimes lumped together with scanlations, although, since no scanning is involved, they may not actually qualify depending on who you ask.

fake deep: 'fake deep' is a description equivalent to an overt chauvinistic person. They appear 'smart,' 'educated,' or 'woke' upon first impression but the underlying meanings of their words contradict intent.

Toxicus: The latin translation of "toxic'

Shaggy Defense: When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime. Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

solo dolo: 1) to do things by yourself ( solo) and on the down low (dolo) 2) A loner

Battinson: Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!) who’s not to be judged from twilight Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME! Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)

pixel peeper: 1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe: a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels. b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours. c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.

bean dip: Raise the underboob of a man or woman with your index and second finger.

yips: The "yips" is a set of conditions associated with having your nerves badly rattled. Can affect the performance of athletes and in the case of combat veterans is a symptom of PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

Seppo: Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

poverty tour: Poverty tourism, also known as slum or ghetto tourism, is a type of urban travel undertaken by individuals from developed nations to observe poverty-stricken areas, mostly in underdeveloped or developing nations. This type of travel generally consists of guided tours around urban impoverished areas

Quill Pig: Another name for porcupine.

mamooshee: something so cute that you can eat it (farsi).

Dickstinger: A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake. Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

Pien: The Japanese word for the pleading/puppy eyes expression, more often used for the emoji version of the expression. The word is popularized by the Vtuber streaming scene.

dump his ass: do it

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut: alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara. The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.

Hush Trip: RVshare's 2023 Travel Trend Report defines a "Hush Trip" as a remote employee who works full-time from an alternative location where they plan to enjoy leisure activities in their off-hours, and don't feel the need to disclose their location. 56% of all remote employees are say that they're very or extremely likely to partake in a "Hush Trip" this year.

barnacle: 1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships. 2. A clinging or dependent person or thing 3. A large zit or scab 4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

Piggy Whipped: To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

tofu dreg: Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.

sistren: girls or women who are not real sisters but who are considered as such; girls or women who share sisterly relations with one another.

poo haiku: Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

hateration: the action of hating

Vox pop: Short for Vox Populi, the Latin term for "voice of the people" often used to describe an interview with a person who is not an expert, and who is not directly involved with the issue at hand. Also called a "Man on the street" interview.

green out: A green out is a cannabis induced physiological or psychological panic attack. Symptoms include sweating, nausea, heart palpitations, hypervigilance, paranoia, and the fear or feeling that you might be dying or about to die. A green out is typically caused by smoking or ingesting too much cannabis too quickly. Green outs are generally brief experiences and may be followed by exhaustion or drowsiness, or a rapid sobering. Unlike black outs, memory loss doesn't tend to occur during a green out due to the intensity of a green out. Memory loss is much more likely to occur during a long, sustained session of cannabis use. Unlike alcohol, cannabis use affects short term memory (what was I saying?) and not long term memory (what did I do last night?). Sativa strains may be more likely to cause green outs (while indicas are more likely to leave you stoned)