Urban Dictionary Hoodies

alligator pear: An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham: 11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

glo day: Originated in Chicago, this word/phrase means birthday.

godfather syndrome: Occurs in movie franchises when a third installment of a movie franchise is widely considered disappointing compared to the previous two. Based on The Godfather Part III, which is commonly considered inferior to Part I and II.

nature's pocket: Known as many things but most commonly refered to as the butt.

Struggle Dress: An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.

Dungeon Tan: Originally used to describe the pallor which developed amongst inveterate D&D players, it widened to include denizens of any stripe who resided in the basement of their parents. Most recently it is used to describe the complexion of any video game addict.

bang over: When you wake up with a sore neck from too much headbanging at the metal show the night before.

vitamin sea: To spend time in the ocean to lift one's mood and/or health. (Possibly to surf or play in the water.)

Dining Dead: A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

potato shed: During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.

Brain Rave: A term used to describe insomnia caused by persistent thoughts, such as old memories or unsettling experiences, which disrupts the ability to sleep.

peachmeat: The extra firm and tangy or super soft and sweet fleshy meat of peaches.

Yogurt Male: A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Scandal Broth: From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Also called 'Cat Lap' or 'Chatter Broth,' it refers simply to tea, one of the greatest beverages ever. Named for the amount of conversation and gossip often shared while having tea during the Georgian/Regency & Victorian eras. At the time, it was intended to refer to gossip shared by women in particular (but let's be honest. It definitely wasn't just women sipping tea & spilling secrets behind closed parlor doors). 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Francis Grose Additional information from InfoPlease and the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, E. Cobham Brewer, 1894

Inbox Angel: Girl who sends nudes to lonely Internet weebos.

(◕‿◕✿): (Adj) When something or someone is acting, being, or talking really adorable

felony ring: the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

reefer sadness: Despondency related to a lack of marijuana. A play on the phrase "reefer madness," which is originally a 1936 anti-marijuana propaganda film.

shrimpy: A little ass dick

glossy taco: Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.

Mashed potatoes: The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Handle with care: Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

Pretendance: Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.

Jungalow: A synonym for treehouse; derived from "jungle" and "bungalow".

slerp: to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Ego Birth: The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

Zion Curtain: In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer. The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.