Urban Dictionary Hoodies

New York Sock Exchange: When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

je suis fatigué: when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis

everything shower: A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.

That Happened: Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

griefing: 1. Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game. 2. In online gaming where one repeatedly killing the same individual or individuals over and over again, or camping their corpse to prevent them from retrieving it, or otherwise performing actions in a game to prevent the player from enjoying the game. 3. In online gaming, someone who takes pleasure in creating grief for an opponent via various "cheap" tactics.

can-gab: IPA: kan gab 1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet. 2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom. 3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.

sea kittens: What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Feeling Magenta: A term coined by Blanche Devereaux from the sitcom The Golden Girls. She describes it as so many negative emotions trampling each other that it's hard to know what exactly you're feeling. You're not entirely sad, so not blue. You're not entirely jealous, so not green. You're not entirely afraid, so not yellow. And you're not entirely angry, so not red. It's a mix of all of them, and some can be more present than others. Blanche used magenta to describe a feeling she hates because she dislikes the color magenta.

Fluorescent Adolescent: 1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys. 2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.

office siren: An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.

Thembo: A non binary person that falls under the “himbo/bimbo” definition.

nause: Someone who consistently annoys others to the point of receiving a physical and/or verbal attack.

craft herpes: Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere. There are many forms of craft herpes, including: +Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off +Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive. +Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.

I hate it here: You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere

Picky bits: A term used by Brits to describe a meal reserved for (approx 7 annual) hot weather days because it is too hot to cook. Consists of sweet and savoury finger food, along with beer, cider, Capri Sun and wasps.

Lawfare: The use of legal system to overwhelm an opponent, such as to stop or destroy them.

aggrorithm: Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression. Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”). Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch: An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

Genny Neutch: A general name for a gender neutral person

Premature Articulation: When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

Ceiling Titty: A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.

brown acid: 1. A reference to the Woodstock Festival in 1969, when stage announcements were made by legendary radio disc jockey Wavy Gravy, telling people that some of the brown-colored blotter acid (LSD) circulating the crowd was giving people negative hallucinations, causing freakouts. 2. A bad drug experience 3. Something that was supposed to be pleasurable but turned out nightmarish.

polycrisis: 1. First coined in the 1970s, the word has been popularized by the historian Adam Tooze to describe the coming together of multiple crises. 2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time

Disstrumental: An instrumental track created with the intent to diss or insult an opposition or rival. The term gained popularity from Metro Boomin's instrumental "BBL Drizzy," which was crafted as a diss towards artist Drake. This was in response to Drake's diss track "Push Ups," where Drake provocatively stated, "Metro shut yo hoe ass up and play some drums." Metro Boomin's disstrumental exemplifies the use of a purely instrumental piece to convey animosity or criticism without the need for lyrics.

except for Jeff: When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy Can't say no to Jeff

loretuber: A YouTube channel or vlogger devoted to parsing lore, usually from a specific IP or IPs. Greatly depended upon by certain niche gaming communities.

baby dust: wishing baby dust on a woman or couple is a way of wishing them luck on concieving.

PMDA: Stands for "pardon my dumb ass". Often used when you have to ask a question you feel you should know.