Urban Dictionary Hoodies

euro look: The "European" look associated with the sophisticated European style of clothing. The idea that Europeans dress better is a stereotype that Americans have about Europeans. Some woman like the "euro look" because they believe that European men are well dressed, sophisticated, romantic and exotic.

amuse booze: A small fancy drink at home before you go out to drink more.

Besticle: Term referring to 2 men that are best friends.The masculine counterpart to the female "bestie"

Fungry: When a person/persons is beyond feeling hungry but they are f**king hungry, like hungry to eat a horse hungry, like damnit I want to kill someone and no a snickers will not satisfy my hunger hungry.

Strong Eyebrow Game: The act of having perfect eyebrows, usually with lots of character.

The Fault in Our Stars: A book that you can literally throw at my face and it wont nearly hurt as much as the story.

liquor blanket: when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket

Morning-after pancakes: The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

deepfave: when you are stalking someone on facebook or twitter and accidentally like a post of theirs from two years back, revealing how deep you have dug into their past.

belly nipple: a outie belly button

craydar: A man's ability to see whether or not a woman be cray cray or not

sticky sacitis: When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.

Friends with possibilities: Starting out as friends with someone, but have the possibility or potential for a relationship on the next level

mom-com: Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

sideline hater: A fake friend who secretly wishes you to fail at everything.

High-Q: How a dumb motherfucker becomes a smart motherfucker after he smokes a bunch of pot.

French Microphone: When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

trucker's arm: when one forearm is more tanned than the other. this phenomenon is due to one side of your body being closer to a car window than the other. the condition gets more noticeable after long drives, hence it is named after truckers. if you're driving in America your left forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in the UK your right forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in Asia you're probably fucked anyway so it really doesn't matter

manscheduling: When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.

( . Y . ): BOOBIES. big boobs-( . Y . ) small boobs- (.Y.) perky boobs- (*Y*) etc. etc.

Tweleb: A (partially) anonymous, popular Twitter user who has nothing else going for them. Twelebs live for RTs and ":''''D"s from their followers as they tweet ignorant, sometimes funny and mostly offensive content all in the name of retaining their Tweleb status. Every Tweleb's avatar change is welcomed with dozens of "Avi appreciations" from their followers, to which they're usual reply is something like: "Wow. Humbled." They are easily recognisable by their amount of followers on Twitter (usually 5000 or more). Their Twitter names are usually their Instagram name or a name promoting the latest cool kid gathering e.g: #coolkidgathering15Oct!!! Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them. Examples of Twelebs: A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing "ez'weyi". A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a "feminist". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like "ubhontsi." A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.

I'd shave for him: Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.

bro hole: A hole which is to be used only by your best friend, in times of need. It's not gay, not if you don't push back.

dat ass: A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another, ((usually in a pic posted on an internet board)) Expressing delight and a possible suggestion of sexual interest.

runner's block: a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.

magic underwear (mormon garments): The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies) magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie). Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt. There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them. The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-) Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

Snelfie: When you take a picture of yourself using your smart phone while sneezing.

feeling drake: Feeling down thinking about your ex or what could of been with a person you felt a connection with. Drake's not even a rapper anymore , Drakes an emotion.