Urban Dictionary Hoodies

selfiebombing: The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.

lip bite: A cute thing that a girl can do.

Craigslist Gay: A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.

shweeting: Tweeting whilst shitting.

Food Whore: A person that will do anything for food. Someone that is always around where food is.

Wantrepreneur: n: someone who thinks about being an entrepreneur or starting a business but never gets started.

guy time: When men have quality time together, and do "guy" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.

armpitties: When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits

Saltdaddy: The complete opposite of a sugardaddy, one who tries, but is broke and fronting.

Can't even: Can't deal or can't handle it/you.

Fwerking: The act of fapping and twerking simutainiously. Some see as a dance move, others a sign of the devil.

frignorant: Use instead of the two words Fucking Ignorant. To describe an act, person, situation, etc... Anything that the user of the word finds objectionable, rude, offensive, lame or otherwise.

Roid rage: Wanting to throw your Android device at the wall because it has never performed the way your Apple or Windows device did.

aquaintance zone: Aquaintance zone is like friend zone only one step further and much more degrading.

pluto booty: When a girl has a butt that is so small, that some consider it nonexistent.

usie: A group selfie; a picture one takes with themselves and many others in the photo. One takes an usie to be silly with friends and have fun taking random pictures of themselves.

Basic Bitch: 1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant 2) just an extra regular female

morning-skinny: That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

April Fools paranoia: When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

trimmigrants: Trimmigrants are people who come into an area in search of marijuana harvest jobs.

coprophilia: An obsessive interest in feces.

adults chewing gum: A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.

technocamping: A vacation from digital technology. No e-mail, computers, cell phone etc.

Autofellatio: Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.

employmentally challenged: In today's economy, this word is quite handy when describing those who are currently without a job, jobless, or unemployed. This large group of people may or may not be receiving monthly benefits. They might be actively seeking work and honing in on their resumes or interviewing skills. More often than not, one can assume that they are glued to their couches in sweatpants, watching daytime television.

(_*_): emoticon asshole symbol

fucker's remorse: when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it

resting douche face: similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher