Urban Dictionary Hoodies

beagle puss: Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.

Registered Text Offender: Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

Sequelphobia: You loved the original so much, when the sequel comes out you have Sequelphobia, because you have the fear it won't live up to the original.

Unkeyboardinated: Lacking physical or mental keyboard coordination; unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.

brbx: be right back in x amount of time, preferably in minutes

Gingerlicious: Used to describe a (rarely seen) sexy, red-haired, freckled, pasty ginger.

Intern Lunch: A lunch that takes two or more hours. One must be an intern at a corporation, and be insignificant enough to be gone for two hours or longer without being missed in the company.

hashtag abuser: When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

Banana-Hammock: A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Clink Sink Drink: While drinking an alcoholic shot, the act of clinking your glass with a partner, sinking the glass to the table, then raising and drinking the shot.

sober drunk: The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

Bropinion: Your bro's opinion.

charge buddy: A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

dickmatized: when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.

AG: All Good.

*_*: Star-struck. Hence stars as eyes.

#nofux: It is the most simple yet awesome word, it simply means that you do not give a fuck

Cuzband: Cousin husband, a husband who is also your first cousin. Common in many countries.

steppin on my dick: when someone disrespects your manhood.

oprah dollars: Basically another way of saying that you gettin PAPER.

lesbiauntie: The female equivalent of a Guncle.

Flintstone Feet: Flintstone feet is someone with feet that can walk on anything barefoot . Fred Flintstone didn't wear shoes and could walk,run on grass,dirt,concrete etc .

whappened: Whappened is a slang word used for saying "What happened?"

Mobile Moment: Any time you reach for a smartphone to find an answer or solution on the internet in a time of crisis.

cringe attack: To feel massively ashamed of past actions that you have personally done so that the suffered embarrassment tricks your body that you're about to have a heart attack. It is followed by episodes of further awkwardness and feeling uncomfortable for the rest of the day.

bo$$ ass bitch: A boss ass bitch is a woman who goes above and beyond simply being a bad bitch. While she is not the baddest she is above several bad bitches an you can't step to her. She keep her money right, game tight, and she'll beat a bitch ass all night. Most ratchets like to call themselves Boss Ass Bitches when it is apparent is is not true.

happy drink: A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc

Smellfie: To discretely sniff ones underarms for stank before venturing out in to public areas as to not offend other with fowl body odor.