Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Trump Stump: A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

one day flu: Excuse to miss school for an event.

Take a Trump: Taking an incredibly toxic dump.

Trump Ten: The weight gained when Donald Trump was elected President Of The United States

are: For people who don't know the word "our"

bless it up: A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.

santorum: The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

Laughterwards: A TV show, Film or situation that was not really funny or marginally funny that for whatever reason is much funnier aftwrwards.

Bless your heart: The most Southern 'fuck you' there is. Can be put at the end of a phrase to nullify any cruelty.

trumparoma: The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

not long out of bed: An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"

nuclear cumsplosion: When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.

baby in the closet: When a woman is pregnant and is keeping it a secret.

Trump Christian: A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.

Whoja vu: Whoja vu is to people as Deja vu is to events. That eerie feeling you've met someone before, even though you just met them for the first time

Trumpophobia: The fear of Donald Trump

pentagonorrhea: disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author

wank shelter: A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Trumpy Butt: (n) Used to reference a dog's butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump's mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as "Brown Eye."

I Heard You Using the Microwave: This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before. 'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

folx: Folks. As in, a group multiple people.

Trump University: A fake, unaccredited school using Donald Trump's name that offers classes in real estate, management, negotiation, entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. They are another example of a diploma mill, like Walden University or Trinity Southern University. Their main source of advertising is from spam, which also include offers for pet medications, diet pills, software, loans, photo contests, and mortgage applications.

calling dingo: used as a slang term to describe something with a conflict of interest, much like it would be a conflict of interest to hire a dingo to babysit your infant while you leave the house. In this situation the dingo has a contrast of interest and will most likely NOT do a good job babysitting your infant. This term was first used on the popular HBO show, last week tonight with John Oliver.

post-truth: relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less important in shaping public opinion than emotional or personal beliefs.

Panic drink: The default drink one orders when unfamiliar with the drink options, or not ready to order.

played myself: Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

manmansplaining: When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.

Emperor's Hand: A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.