Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Nixon'd out: When a person or persons quits or leaves an organization or position before the said person is canned.

Flynncinerate: To torch a good job by accidentally engaging in treasonous acts.

Trumpshake: When a handshake between two persons goes past the extra time—it can last up to twenty-odd seconds.

Flynn drunk: getting unbeleivably hammered. may involve loss of memory and balance.

SCROTUS: Acronym for So-Called Ruler of the United States, as in POTUS, President of the United States.

authoritarian: In a political context - In favor of large, intrusive government that violates or suppresses individual rights; characterized by a "law and order" approach; failing to support civil liberties and/or economic freedom in society; undemocratic In a non-political context - Bossy, controlling, domineering

Spicer: An outrageous lie.

Shit Gibbon: A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.

easy D: Effortlessly obtained dick.

POTUS: Piece Of Totally Useless Shit

bitch chin: A person's chin which lacks definition or strength of character.

trumpian: adj: describes an action or person that is motivated by arrogance, self-agrandizement, and without concern for fact, consequence or responsibilty.

Bowling Green Massacre: One of the worst terrorist attacks that never happened.

lord dampnut: An anagram or "alternative name" for the worst president in the history of the USA. Coined by Colin Mochrie (of Whose Line is it Anyway fame) on 20 January 2017.

cash me outside howbow dah: On an episode of Dr. Phil, a "difficult" teenage daughter, addresses the crowd using the phrase, "Cash me outside dah." Basically, it means, come talk to me outside so that we can sort out our issues and potentially get into a physical fight.

yankshake: The seemingly friendly yank of someone's arm in an authoritative handshake truly designed to be vigorous, demeaning and disrespectful.

Trumponomics: An economic system where corporations and billionaires get huge tax breaks and refunds the rest of us get chump change.

Trump Jumped: Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.

Twitler: A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

immigrant: What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.

kakistocracy: n. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled people.

Donald Lump: basically donald trump, bc he's a big 'ol white lump of overcomb + cheeto dust skin

trumpcare: a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.

Trump Treatment: When you go to a foreign country, order a presidential suite, and get videotaped watching two prostitutes pee on each other.

Tyrannosaurus rump: T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

alternative facts: The worst of the four classifications of lies: lies, damned lies, statistics, alternative facts. Alternative facts are distinguished from the other damnable lies by the addition of gaslighting the listener.

Hot Donald: A large, fresh dump.

Trump's Razor: "The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"