Urban Dictionary Hoodies

small hands: A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.

bull mother fucking shit: The response for when someone is telling huge porkies.

Joke Insurance: When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

Just Placing it out there: Similar to the phrase "just putting that out there", but it is usually said more as suggestion, particularly when the person saying it lacks confidence that his answer or solution is correct.

Good German: A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.

orange face: a nick name for Donald J Trump (during and after the 2016 Presidential election)

Banana Republican: The term "banana republic" refers to a country dominated by corporate interests, in which income disparity between rich and poor is extremely high, to the point that the middle class has just about disappeared, and aside from the fantastically wealthy few, practically everyone is dirt poor. A Banana Republican is a Republican who wants to lower taxes for the rich, leading to increased income disparity and bringing the USA closer to banana republic status.

resting douche face: similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

watersports: In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered 'edge-play', because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.

Golden Shower: n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

etm.: Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".

Boots on the Ground: Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.

you fuck one goat: This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

Tweetplomacy: Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.

trump it: Pull a fact out of your ass.

Stealth-call: When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

Gate Massage: A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

ears lowered: A slang term for a hair cut.

voluntold: voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

Cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.

feeling brexit: When you make a decision you instantly regret.

Unpresidented: Adjective A self-coined malapropism and Freudian slip by the Short-fingered Vulgarian/President-elect as he attempted to conduct sensitive US-Chinese diplomacy with a very-classy, bigly-nuanced tweet.

rectoral college: Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.

You Done Fucked Up: To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Sailboat fuel: If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

doctorbating: When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.

trumpitantrum: Extreme over reaction to personal criticism.

Beat it till it's cold: When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold