Zoe Hoodie
A creature (usually female) with a huuuuuuuge smile. Honestly, she's always smiling and enthusiastic, but don't let that mislead you. That smile can lead straight to the gates of hell and engulf adversaries in the darkest and bleakest of curses. Adept in the dark arts, a Zoe is a dangerous foe and an invaluable ally. Not afraid of death, a Zoe will usher it on with the most childish of giggles, embracing the idea of an eternity of unknown. A Zoe's only fear is a painful death, though what lies beyond is exciting and enticing for her. she is popular with animals, particularly crows, ravens and other creepy animals, and finds beauty in all the unsavory things that lurk around in the shadows. A Zoe will oft be found around weapons, as she loves the way they sparkle and finds it funny when someone gets accidentally stabbed every now and again. Mischief is a Zoe's middle name, though most of her pranks are quite harmless. There's really no way to stop her, and once she has befriended you... well, let's just say there's really no way to get rid of her. Despite all this, a Zoe is very, very hard to anger and quick to laugh at mistakes that she or anyone else has made. she is a compassionate friend and beautiful person, willing to open up her mind to anyone who asks her of it honestly and wholeheartedly (though she insists that she doesn't have a heart). A friend to be cherished in the oddest of mindsets. Possibly a demon.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.