Vodka Hoodie
Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda-->wodka(then through a dumb translation)-->vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.