Swansea
A City in South Wales. Was once a Town but within the last 30 years or so has got way above its station and become a small City. Swansea is the worst place in the world, infact so bad is Swansea that Hell would fear being in the place. Car crime capital of Europe at one time its had that title stolen off it by Manchester as the thieves in Swansea are actually to lazy to go out and steal a Vauxhall Belmont, Fiat Croma or Austin Montego. Two types of people live in Swansea those who are two lazy to move elsewhere or those who are to poor to move. The entire geographical area is full of arrogant pricks, 50 something prostitutes, twats (read Spice boys, Pikeys or Charvers), Arseholes in tatty 318 or A4 cabriolets who drive down to Southend with the roof down but windows up (why?!), Cheap sluts who drink in the local Wetherspoons, drug addicts or those that arnt addicts are drug dealers, Jobless dossers, people whose knuckles drag the ground and village idiots - something Swansea excells at and has several hundred idiots to each of its village's. A posh night out in Swansea usually entails going to the one of the Beefeater restaurant's in the Marina or Mumbles or to one of the skankey holes in Mumbles where they think its posh to bring the starter soup out on a tea-plate. So stupid are the local Council that they have released a television advert of Swansea to show people what its like A) all the places shown do NOT represent Swansea and B) they are showing it in the Swansea area - We already know what's in the city you fucktards. The most wettest place in the entire UK coupled with the notes above make Swansea the true shithole it is. Dont ever hold a door open for someone in Swansea because the entire 300K of peole who live in the area will walk through the door without saying thank you or even a nod, regardless of if they are out shopping or not. People are that arrogant in Swansea they would walk 15 miles just to go through a door you are holding open for them. A Film called Twin Town was released a decade ago and if you want to know what Swansea is like then watch it without fear of visiting the place and being stabbed. So to summarise: Swansea, its full of cunts and its a real shitty city.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
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| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |