Soulja Boy
A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method: See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. What does Soulja Boy crank? See Soulja crank that RoboCop. See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters. See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll. What does Soulja like? Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman. See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe. See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters. See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja. Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked. See Soulja do... again Soulja does many things, Soulja do. See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb. See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts. Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman. See Superman and Soulja cranking it. Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes. See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll. Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that. See Soulja Boy shoot Superman. See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky" See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll. See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again. All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |