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Soulja Boy Hoodie

A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method: See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. What does Soulja Boy crank? See Soulja crank that RoboCop. See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters. See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll. What does Soulja like? Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman. See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe. See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters. See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja. Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked. See Soulja do... again Soulja does many things, Soulja do. See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb. See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts. Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman. See Superman and Soulja cranking it. Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes. See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll. Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that. See Soulja Boy shoot Superman. See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky" See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll. See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again. All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
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Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18
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