Soulja Boy

A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method: See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. What does Soulja Boy crank? See Soulja crank that RoboCop. See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters. See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll. What does Soulja like? Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman. See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe. See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters. See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja. Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked. See Soulja do... again Soulja does many things, Soulja do. See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb. See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts. Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman. See Superman and Soulja cranking it. Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes. See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll. Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that. See Soulja Boy shoot Superman. See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky" See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll. See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again. All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.