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Soulja Boy Tee

A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method: See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you." Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you. What does Soulja Boy crank? See Soulja crank that RoboCop. See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters. See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll. What does Soulja like? Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman. See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe. See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters. See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja. Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked. See Soulja do... again Soulja does many things, Soulja do. See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb. See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts. Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman. See Superman and Soulja cranking it. Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes. See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll. Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that. See Soulja Boy shoot Superman. See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky" See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll. See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again. All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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