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A.) A giant, mythical, dickless sloth that lurches through the sands of Hockley looking for blowjob accidents. B.) When one pops a cap and the gat snaps back. C.) Accidental scraping of the penis during a toothy inexperienced blowjob.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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