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Sextipation Hoodie

The inability of having sexual intercourse when traveling, out of a sense of not being in familiar territory, or having an in-law walk in on the act, or out of the grossed-out notion that you are being eaten alive by bedbugs. Often this occurs during holiday travels when visiting family, out of the sheer horror of having your mother-in-law (or biological family member) detect the act in some way.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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