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Sanshikyaku Hoodie

The haphazard internet trio/hackers with several different identities. Their common names are the "Sanshikaku", which means "three squares" in Japanese, or "Sanshikyaku", which means “three assassins”. They seem to prefer “Sanshikaku”, although disobeyed. They have also been known as the Three Stoogies, which has been rigged off of the Three Stooges, an American vaudeville and comedy act in the early to mid 20th century. The three have been hacking through internet systems for several years, having an introduction to cyberspace in mid July of 2004. They have been found on several different sites and random message boards, including the Fullmetal Alchemist V-2 MSN group, zomgfta, gaiaonline, and where they first proclaimed their individuality; Neopets. They recite quotes from LittleKuriboh's series on youTUBE called "Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series". With their rigid antics, they have developed the Royai MSN group, dedicating the site to a pairing from Fullmetal Alchemist. The three of them come up with random theories for several different anime/manga series. Such as Selim Bradley from Fullmetal Alchemist. Their theory is that the Fuhrer’s son is really Roy Mustang's offspring from the known fact of him being adopted to the Bradley family. That also gives them the conclusion that the boy is Global Warming. Edward Elric, from the same series, has an apparent probability to rust from his automail arm and leg. Their favorite theory so far has been dubbed the "Automail Spandex", that has roots from Rock Lee of Naruto, Scar of Fullmetal Alchemist, the American series of Power Rangers, and Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. Above all, their illusive speeches are known as “crack conversations”. Including the same automail spandex, which remains the “awesomest thing ever” in their mind. Chread, which originated from Krad of DNAngel. Lastly and most recently, the tree crackers; which have spawned from Kirima stealing her own water. Kirima is not a member of the Sanshikyaku/Sanshikaku, but has been found roaming around the websites they crave to waver. She is also an assistant manager of the Fullmetal Alchemist V-2 MSN group where they post most of their obscure fantasies. They seem to have a severe obsession with literacy and grammar, having guidelines that seem to have something to go along the lines with chatspeak not being welcomed to their group.

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
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i said shart and wore it to a party

i dont e. Jul 4

wrote shart and wore it to a party

tyler j. Jul 4

SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.

Kai C. Jul 1

why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw

Why May 21

Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good

Gillian Apr 23

TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
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Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
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Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
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Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
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I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
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