Riki Hoodie
aka Riki Maraton This is a rare find! Being very difficult to spot in a crowd due to a noticable lack of height and stumpy appearance, this animal is clearly distinguishable by its slanted, slit-like eyes and a yellowish tinge to throughout its mangey coat. This vervin's antics are only identified upon forced entry to a commonly known female-orofice, which is adopted in an exceptionally casual manner. This is regularly known as "issuing a bit of the riki-maraton". The getaway is this creatures remarkable talent, it is often found sliding uphill draggin its prey, like a "6-pack zamalegs", to a more suitable mating location. A smirk is also visible on this brutes face upon leaving the scene. Both mothers and daughters beware. The creature can be deterred by uttering the words..."I want to be your girlfriend" into the animals ear....if you can bend that far down. Be forewarned, whilst down there the sneaky bugger will attempt to coax you into oral stimulation even after it has decided to cut it's losses and flee. It seems to inject some venemous mind-altering substance which actually encourage further interatcion with the creature, as for some reason, the prey keeps returning to endure more torture. Once it has toyed enough and sucked the life out of its victim, the riki will move on to another unsuspecting female. Be warned....this pussy-cat looks nice to stroke, but upon engagement it heads straight for the crotch. Once it has struk, the victim keels over and the riki has his way from behind. Definite homosexuality problems here. If this creature tried to befriend you...DISOWN IT. Regularly seen with the milli-hyena. They tend to forge a relationship upon hunting. When unsucessful for too long they have been known to turn on each other. Not a pretty sight.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.