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a hairy little creature who uses semen as a shampoo/conditioner, and is usually under four feet tall. it can become a wild savage, eating everything in site when angered. it is also a chronic masturbator. if you get near it, it will eat your nuts!

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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