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Nasal Ejaculation Hoodie

1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose. 2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds. 2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief). *Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.

The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

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