mall people Hoodie
People that are generally between the ages of 13 - 19 who are seen loitering in malls, usually around the arcade, hot topic, or the "food court". The reason they're constantly at the mall is because they are social outcasts, and need something to cope with the abandonment they feel... because they're all fucking retards. when referring to a mall people, you never use the singluar version of people. It's always a mall people. You must always specify the entire population of mall people even when referring to just one. The reason this is done is because they're all fucking losers, and I hate looking at them when I goto the mall to actually BUY something other than a fucking game of DDR. Mall people generally dress in all black. The girls are typically on the chubby side, wear a phalanx of 'bang' bracelets, have hair that resembles clown puke, cake 43 pounds of make up on their faces, and run around giving everyone hugs. Hugs are a mall people's way of trying to fill the void of how worthless they are. Since they're such pathetic social outcast losers, they needed a way to make themselves feel like they are worth a dick or piss. Male mall people sometimes wear the 'bang' bracelets like the girls. Some of the guys paint their fingernails. Pants are a good way to identify mall people of both genders. Just look for black pants the size of circus tents, with dog leashes hanging off them. You can generally catch a mall people male playing DDR while the rest of the mall people population of the mall watches on. Mall people can be either Emo or Gothic, or a poser. There are no other types. It is possible to combine the creeds. One of mall people's favorite mall activities include: blocking entrances, congregating in hot topic, playing ddr and watching it, giving hugs - a feeble attempt to be someting in life, taking pictures of each other doing stupid shit that isnt funny at all. When mall people couples are together, they generally seem to be somewhat fused together. rarely will you see a seperation. This is because they realize their never going to have sex with each other because hugs are their sex. Lastly, mall people usually have stupid multi-angle myspace pics that you cant see their face too well, or you can't see their body too well. A picture will also usually consist of a combination of any of the following: signs with words on them, mutated colors due to editing the pic, pictures of the mall people looking sad and depressed (this is done for attention). etc. I dont have to explain a mall people, everyone knows what their disease looks like.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.