Lena Hoodie
Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad. -A Lena's Bestie
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.