Inkussy Hoodie
Simply put, Inkussy is the combination of the words, "Inkling" and "Pussy", and pertains to the genitalia of female Inklings from the hit Nintendo shooter game: Splatoon. Inkussy is quite similar to pussy except vastly superior in every way. Inkussy's tightness is unmatched due to all Inkling bodies having a composition of all muscle, allowing them exceptional control of their vaginal walls. It should be noted that one needs to be careful to not sexually excite the Inkling too much otherwise they may cause their Inkussy to clamp down on one's dick and trap it there. Inkussy has a unique, albeit colorful method of lubrication that utilizes Ink from the female inkling's body to make it where the penis of any male creature can seamlessly and effortlessly glide in with little resistance. This ink is slippery, warm, and an excellent lubricant due to its interesting property of easily washing away after Turf Wars take place. Lastly, Inkussy feels incredible to the physical touch, anyone who doesn't pre-ejaculate upon entry is a sexual god. The interior walls of Inkussy are warm, squishy, and really tight as mentioned before. Anyone with an average sized penis will seriously enjoy the cloud-like feel and slippery insides that await them. The highly arousing ink lubrication that's secreted during sex further enhances an already tight pussy that it's impossible to not bust a nut in due to being dreamily pleasurable.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.