how to be fake hoodie
pretending, somthing that you arn't. (1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown. 2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow. 3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle. 4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner. 5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails. 6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess. 7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that. 8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly. 9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first. 10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch. 11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive". when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product