horse the band
A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references. 1. pol's voice An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda". 2. Birdo The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America) 3. The house of boo (questionable) Boo is a character from various Mario games. 4. there most famous song "cutsman" Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series. "There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games. HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour. Current line up: Nathan Winneke – vocals David Isen – guitar Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?) On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel Previous members: Mike Benitez - bass guitar Andy Stokes – bass guitar Adam Crook – vocals Eli Green – drums Jason Karuza – drums Alex Duddy - drums Christopher Prophet - drums albums: R. Borlax The Mechanical Hand Pizza EP A Natural Death HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons. HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews. i.e "Alright, so I guess the best place to star…" N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going. "HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
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It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
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Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
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Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |